it's my new fave. cinematic beauty and classic Greek story aside... i have one word to say and one word only... men. i am going to build a time machine... it's in the works... to go back in time and nab me a Spartan man. i will bring him back here to this century and i'll take him shopping at the Opry Mills mall in his red cloak and sandals. and if anyone looks at him like he's crazy, he'll fly through in the air in slow motion and chop off that person's leg and blood will splatter all over everyone waiting to eat at the Rainforest Cafe... and all the little stuffed animals of monkeys and weird looking birds will get covered in blood and then he'll laugh and go eat an apple.
and then we'll go make out. the end.
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